Ads On The Moon

I am all for thinking out of the box approach, but the moon! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase – Out Of This World.

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New Shadow Shaping technology creates images on the moon that can be seen from Earth.  Robots are used to create several small ridges in the lunar dust over large areas that capture shadows and shape them to form logos, domains names or memorials.

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Race cars covered up with cigarette logos wasn’t enough? Championships and Tournaments being referred to as Coca Cola cup or Hero Honda Championship wasn’t lame enough?!

Hell I have a problem with blog owners vandalising their own blogs/websites with banners all over the place. Look, it’s different if you put up one area where the banner keeps alternating, but a banner on every white space you can find? Come on!

I get it. Someone has to pay the bills. But ads on the MOON!?!?!!!!

Me: Jaan, kal raat ko chaand dekha – tumhaari bahut yaad aayi
Her: Aisi kya baat thi?
Me: Well, they put up the Nike Ad - Just Do It.
Her: Hee hee, then why didn’t you come over?
Me: I was on my way but…. as I was driving, the ad changed. Now it was Sprite - dikhawon pe mat jaao, apni akal ladao, Bujhaaye only pyaas, baaki sab bakwaas  - So I went over to Jenny’s place instead. She doesn’t need constant reassurance that I only love her. A fix for the pyaas and definitely no bakwaas.

Jokes apart, imagine if they got a typo for one of the ads. Now, THAT would be interesting. :D

The Bitch Has Gone Crazy - Mayawati

Mayawati, Shakal se to jamaadaar lagti hi hai, saala naam bhi chamaaron waala hai - Thuuu.. neech zaat. There, I said it. Go ahead - sue me. Ek kuttiya ki teen santaan..... mulayam, mayawati, kaanshiraam.

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Maya defiant, rewards man behind Joshi house arson

The war between the BSP and Congress has intensified with BSP chief and Chief Minister Mayawati 'rewarding' the person who was allegedly behind torching of UPCC chief Rita Joshi's house in Lucknow, according to media reports.

Sources said, BSP MP Intezar Abdi has been given the Deputy Chairmanship of the UP Sugar Corporation.

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What the hell! Couldn't you be a little discreet about it? There are less obvious ways of rewarding your henchmen. Is it necessary to have your name in the paper, everyday - irrespective of what it's for?

BTW, I refer to her (and many others) as 'neech zaat' not because of their caste but because of their actions. The caste is irrelevant ¹. But if your actions and your thoughts are pathetic, doesn't matter what caste you belong to.

In other words - Chotti/ghatiya soch, ghatiya harkaten makes you chotte/neech/ghatiya log. Mayawati qualifies. Many others do too.

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Notes:

1 - When I say Caste is irrelevant, I am not addressing the pathetic lot who protest and riot so that their names get the status of SC/ST. Neither am I addressing the shit loads of people who are getting converted for the sole purpose of being among the CHOSEN ONE's who get preference and reservations regardless of merit.

VP Singh - Ye kya shuru kar gaya (well I will always hold him responsible).

Mandal Commission might have been started under Morarji Desai, but the implementation of their crappy recomendations was brought ahead by VP "Chutiya" Singh.

And the worst part - There are plenty of idiots in the parliament (and outside) who think this crap is a good idea and support it. Aaaaaaaarrrggggggh

Stimulus Parachute

Ice Age – Dawn Of The Dinosaurs

Well how do you think it was :)

Fun and funny. Time pass.

Diego remains my favourite Ice Age character with Buck coming a close second.

The most hilarious part of the movie (for me) had very little to do with the movie. Scrat and Scratte making out while dancing was censored. Every time the sabre-tooth squirrels would kiss, there’s a cut in the movie. Me and my friend couldn’t stop laughing at that.

The first time it happened, I heard one of the girls sitting behind us go – ‘What The Fuck’! My sentiments exactly - I mean – it’s an animation – and these are animated squirrels!

Unforgivable – Sean John

The Sales-girl/Marketing Rep was insistent that I try it out. So I did. The fragrance is ok, but I really liked the name. The packaging is awesome. Reason enough to get it. Even if I don’t use it, looks great on my dressing table.